Rankings
Thursday, 03 September 2009 05:13 | Last Updated on Thursday, 03 September 2009 05:51 | | 
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| 1 | WWE Championship | You have reached the highest of highs! You've won a belt.. that SPINS! Other championships just sit there, looking shiny & pompous, but not this belt. It's down-to-earth and relatable. AND IT SPINS!! Congratulations on receiving the "John Cena Push!" |
5000
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| 2 | TNA World Championship | You are a fine piece of tale, my friend. For looking sooooo good, we've awarded you the Tits & Ass Championship! What's that? Wrong T&A? Then what kind of title is this??? |
3000
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| 3 | World Heavyweight Championship | Once the NWA Championship, then the WCW Championship, it's now --only-- the World Heavyweight Championship. Thanks David Arquette. Thanks. |
2500
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| 4 | Ring of Honor World Championship | Only Ring of Honor would give it's World Championship to Jamie Noble (James Gibson), Homicide, & Xavier (Who?). Now, YOU get to hold it! |
2000
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| 5 | Million Dollar Championship | Not to de-value this beautiful championship belt, but the value of the U.S. dollar just isn't what it used to be. Elsewhere, this is just the "$22.50 Championship" |
1750
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| 6 | Hulk Hogan's CCW Championship | Yes, dreams really do come true! You've managed to win a title for a promotion run by an egomaniac who'll book himself to squash you for it at the next house show. You won't even get the respect of losing it on TV. You're living the dream now! |
1500
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| 7 | ECW Silver | What's better than ECW Silver? Well, other than gold? And mid-card titles? And those plastic version of belts that come with the added action figure in the toy section? Absolutely nothing! |
1250
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| 8 | FTW World Championship | This championship is perfect for the young, determined entrepreneur who just wants to say F*** The World, I'm my own person! |
1000
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| 9 | Dragon Gate Tag Team Championship | Wear a colorful, marketable mask if you want to! Now that you're co-holding Dragon Gate tag gold, you're free to do what you want to.. Nobody understands what you're saying anyways! |
800
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| 10 | TNA X-Division Championship | You're getting there, but you're not quite to the level of Samoa Joe, AJ Styles or Daniels yet. You're still competing in the same ring as Sonny Siaki, Johnny Devine & Sheik Abdul Bashir. |
600
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| 11 | MWF Cruiserweight Championship | Once a sought-after title, it's prestige was ruined when it's male holder lost it.. to a girl. Now that you've won this championship, please don't lose it to a girl. If you must, please try not to cry afterwards. |
400
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| 12 | WCW Television Championship | Many greats have won this championship on their way up to bigger, better stardom. Names like Dusty Rhodes, Steve Austin & Lord Steven Regal! You're on your way! |
200
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| 13 | WWF European Championship | Congratulations! You're on the same level as such legends as Spike Dudley, Perry Saturn & Mideon! |
100
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| 14 | WrestlingAudio Jobber | Al Snow, the Blue Meanie & the rest of the Job Squad are laughing at you. Aim for a better title, my friend! |
10
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